AT LAST!!! THE LINK PROUDLY PRESENT THEIR FIRST DEMO.
THIS DEMO, BY THE WAY IS CALLED "ULTRADEMO #1" (DON'T ASK ME WHY!). THE
LINK IS A COMPLETELY NEW GROUP CONSISTING OF ME (SKYWIZE !!), SIR MARTIN THE
MERCILESS (SHOULDN'T THAT BE BRAINLESS??), HIHAT AND ARISTO. THE UNIQUE WITH
US (I THINK, HOPE AND PRAY) IS THAT NONE OF US HAVE OWNED A 64
BEFORE WE BOUGHT OUR AMIGAS (YIPPEE!!). BY THE WAY, FUCK ATARI!. THIS DEMO
WAS CODED BY ME (SKYWIZE!!) AND HIHAT, A GRRREAT COOPERATION WICH HOPEFULLY
WILL SPROUT LOADSA DEMOS IN THE FUTURE. GRAPHICS BY ME (SKYWIZE!!) AND
THANKS TO THE GUY WHO WROTE THIS MUSIC! KEEP EM COMING! NOW SOME HARD FACTS:
(FUCKATARIFUCKATARIFUCKATARIFUCKATARI) IT WAS A REAL PAIN IN THE ASS TO
WRITE THIS DEMO, DID YER MOM TELL YOU THAT WRITING A DEMO IS SOMEWHAT LIKE
REPEDETELY BANGING YOUR HEAD AGAINST A WALL? MINE SURE DID NOT! THE THING IS
THAT WE DIDN'T KNOW ANYONE WHEN WE WROTE THE DEMO, SO EVERYTHING IS
COMPELETELY SELF-LEARNED, THAT MEANS: ONLY HOMEMADE STUFF, LAMERS! THIS
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE AND NOT AT ALL GOOD DEMO WILL BE RELEASED AT JETSPEEDS &
HORIZONS COPYPARTY IN ENK0PING. I AM, IN FACT THERE RIGHT NOW! I DIDN'T HAVE
THE TIME TO WRITE DA SCROLL YESTERNIGHT. NOW I AM GOING TO TELL YOU A LITTLE
STORY OF LOVE AND DEVOTION. YOU SEE, IT WAS LIKE THIS, THIS MORNING WHEN I
WAS GOING TO PACK FOR THE (SHORT) TRAVEL TO ENK0PING I THOUGHT MY AMIGA HAD
A LOT OF DUST BETWEEN THE KEYS SO I TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN AND SHOOK IT A
WHILE (THAT WAS THE LOVE PART). SAFELY AT THE PARTY I TRIED TO START MY
AMIGA, SHOCK AND ABYSMAL HORROR, IT WOULDN'T START! JUST FLICKERED
PATHETICALLY AND SHOWED ME A SLIMY GREEN SCREEN INSTEAD OF THE UGLY HAND I
AM USED TO SEE. SO I HIT IT AND SHOOK IT A WHILE, AND BEHOLD, IT WORKED!
THAT IS REAL DEVOTION TO YOU. NOW TO SOME SERIOUS STUFF, WE ARE IN NEAD OF
GOOD CONTACTS (STICK EM' UP THE USERPORT, LAMERS) SO WRITE TO: SKYWIZE,
OLA SAMBERGS FAGERANGSKROKARNA 62 122 32 ENSKEDE SWEDEN OR TO: HIHAT,
0STEN FORSHED SKOGSVAGNEN 46 122 32 ENSKEDE SWEDEN. YOU WILL SURE AS
HELL GET AN ANSWER. NOW TO A FEW GREETS BEFORE WE CLOSE DOWN THIS BORING
SCROLL, SO HEJSAN, HEJSAN TO: DIGGITREKK, DIKKIDREGG OR EVEN DIGITECH (HI
SANDWICH, WHAT ABOUT SOME GRAPHICS FOR THE NEXT ONE?? ALSO HAY TO GRAYHAWK),
HORIZON, KALLE, PROCTOR(FORMER KNOWN AS T.G.D WICH STOOD FOR THE G(AY)REAT D(UMMY)
WARF...HI FROM SANDWICH(A TOAST OF CLASS), SLASH AND T.U.B .....
OH, WHAT DID I SEE?? I THUNDERCAT RUNNING AROUND? NOW, WHERE IS MY
PLASMAGUN? AH, THERE IT IS. (BLINDNING BLAST) NOW THERE GUYS, NO HARD
FEELINGS, EH? NOW THIS DEMO IS BEGINING TO MAKE ME
FEEL ILL SO I WILL STOP HERE. REPORT TO THE NEAREST TERMINATION CENTER,
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. HAVE A NICE DAY.
OH, I FORGOT SOMETHING. AH, THERE IT IS
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